PEEPS ARE JESUS-ON-A-STICK

good afternoon readers!

i have a little story to tell you all. its a funny story. its about my Father.

So i was with my family at Walmart picking up some things for our drive home. i'd had been hard-core craving some Peeps as it is almost Easter and i am a Nerdfighter. So my mother and i were frantic in Walmart, looking for them. WE. COULD. NOT. FIND. THEM.

We searched aisle after aisle for the sugary treats to no avail. Suddenly, my mother calls to me that she has found. i go sprinting down the main aisle of super Walmart, scaring many people in the process. My mother was very amused; the people were not.

After checking out we head back to our vehicle were my Father is waiting. He was standing at the end of the truck, watching us walk toward him.

"Alyssa, go run to your father like you did to me," my mother says laughing. I looked at her in bafflement and reply,

"but, he doesn't have Peeps..." She then just tells me to pretend.

So, off i go running at my father as if he was a giant Peep, after a few moments of confusion, he begins running at me similar to this:

my father's leap.

Now, most of you dont know my father but this is NOT something he does. But he did, in the middle of a parking lot, in front of everyone. VERY MORTIFYING.

So, go ahead and laugh. i'm hungry and tired of blogging. OHGOD....

I hope you still want me,

xoxo
Alyssa.