So, i was out shopping today when i can across a man in a large hat, dark sunglasses, and quite an ugly scarf. I looked closer and saw that it was my good friend, Orlando Bloom. Now, many of you may know Orlando as the sexy, swashbuckling pirate but, I know Orlando as the attractive, akward boy he once was.
See, Orlando had a bad family. Some nights he would come down the street and stay at my house for the night. Yes, we had a fling but things didn't work out though he is still deeply in love with me (poor boy fell to my charms).
I was delighted to see my old childhood friend and we hugged tightly. After proclaiming his everlasting love for me, he invited me to lunch to dicuss the years past, and begged for my hand in marrige AGAIN. I accepted lunch, denied his proposal, and off we went to Treehugger's Cafe.
We talked mostly about his intense movie, Elizabethtown and his devotion to me.
There will be more tommorrow of our long intense talk.
You know you want me,
xoxo
Alyssa
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