hello and welcome back!
if this sounds a little ramble-y, sorry, but i did not sleep well at all. Why? well, I'll tell you in a minute. calm down.
so I'm afraid there may be some problems to listening to Hank Green till almost 3AM. Yes, it is hard to believe, especially when he's in drag. Anywoo, when i finally went to bed you're a bit restless and kinda freaked out.
Well, when i laid my head down to sleep last night i slipped into a nightmarish world. *shudders* oh, god. it was awful! *whines*
okay so basically there was this insane ghost lady in my upstairs, which consists of my room and my sisters room, and she "came out" because she was angry that i was playing my piccolo (the picc. tends to have that Affect* on most people) and she had this evil squirrel to do her bidding (remind you of anything?). so after i screamed and got downstairs in the safety of lights and my family i decided to call PRS**. but of course Scary Ghost Lady doesn't want that. so she is standing on the steps looking in to the room screaming, "They won't come! They won't come for youuu!" This is really very frightening.
So, I'm on the computer looking up PRS, when her evil squirrel comes down. and as i am innocently looking at a PDF file*** he launches himself at me from behind the computer. AT MY JUGULAR! lucky, i have cat-like reflexives and knocked him to the ground where with a sickening crunch, i killed him. The SGL is screaming, I'm screaming, the squirrel was screaming, overall a lot of screaming. So, i put the squirrel in a bag and put it in my garage. Now the SGL is really pissed.
Then, PRS arrives. Ryan is even more attractive in person and loves to investigate this. So, i tell him and his team all about it and they are amazed at the activity. I always thought I'd be cool to have a ghost because it'd be fun to investigate but, last night i experienced the helpless terror that it puts in you. there is no place to go, there is no where safe. is the overwhelming feeling you get. i just hope that unlike my other dreams this one doesn't come true.
*BAHAHA that is just to both Maddi/Dore.
**PRS is paranormal research society. they are the people who work on Paranormal State. basically, the best show in the world.
***Don't ask why i remember that but it seemed very important at the time.
You know you want me,
xoxo
Alyssa
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OMYGOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when i first saw that i'm like, ok now i have to go comments her "its Effect you dimwaddish idjit"
ReplyDeletethen i saw the asterik.
im like "aww hay-ell no".
*uppercuts*
also, if you're going to say my name/alias, please link me. :)
ReplyDeletehahaha you cant uppercut me. i INVENTED the uppercut
ReplyDeletepshhh. CHUCK NORRIS (in association with Google) invented the uppercut.
ReplyDeleteduhhh.