Tuesday, April 7, 2009

ORLANDO PART 2

So, after our lovely lunch and discussing his past films and childhood i asked something i have been wondering about for awhile: Is he Flo Rida?
When i asked he oogled* me for a little bit before saying, "how'd you know?"
"Well, you HAVE wanted to be a rapper for your whole life but, when we were 12 you decided to drop rapping for acting as no one would EVER take you seriously because you are a white boy growing up in the suburbs..."
"Yeah..."
"So, how does it work?"
"Me disguising myself as a black man, rapping, and being famous AGAIN?"
"Yuppers."
"WELL, first you get a REALLY good make-up crew, trust-worthy people, and really good song writers."
"Wait, so thats it?"
"Well, not REALLY...."

for more wait till tommorrow. i'm tired

you know you want me,
xoxo
alyssa

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