So today as im taking notes in geometry about using radicals to find the area of triangles.* And suddenly i hear a sound that made my heart sing: Songs from the wizard of oz. *gasps*
You probably dont understand what this means to me. As a child i used to watch the Wizard of Oz EVERYDAY, THREE TIMES!!! funny thing is i was terrifed by half of it so.....yeah i was deranged.
But i mean really? in the middle of Geo?!!
So anyway we go through the rest of the class period doing different problems and stuff off his powerpoint all to the wonderful music of the wizard of oz. It was fun just different. SO then i decided that my geometry teacher is a scalene triangle, quirky but fun.
yeah, yeah im boring i know but really? what do you want people!
oh! so today my grandma gave birth to a zebra but it wasnt my granpa's (dun dun DUNN) it was.....Her son's! BUT he's not really her son! he's.....MY son! yes i go preggo at -30 and had my uncle who then had a zebra with my step-grandma. and THEN Stephenie Meyer**(who's writing this story) informed me that my son/uncle is really a half-unicorn/half-robot/a quarter mexican (i was with Louis a really sexy unicorn who's half mexican and had one too many beers....you get it) shanked my band teacher when they were doing time together (band teacher - pediphile; son- started a unicorn uprising and killed harry potter's son , albus) so he's really in jail for 40 to life.
"then who is this pretending to be my son?" i begged of Steph.
"oh thats Nessie and Jake's great grand child. He's part werewlof-unicorn-human-robot-mexican." she replied, smiling.
"oh."
"i personally think he's kind of dangerous."
"what about the Volturi?" i asked in wonderment. She brushed it off.
"he pwned them at paintball so dont worry."
"oh, okay. thanks, Steph!" and skipped on my merry way down the streets of London.
True Story.
Do you think i would lie to you? Now im offended.
hehe.
you know you want me,
xoxo
alyssa
*dont ask me to explain it, i was too happy about the music.
**no offense dear. you're awesome. love.
You probably dont understand what this means to me. As a child i used to watch the Wizard of Oz EVERYDAY, THREE TIMES!!! funny thing is i was terrifed by half of it so.....yeah i was deranged.
But i mean really? in the middle of Geo?!!
So anyway we go through the rest of the class period doing different problems and stuff off his powerpoint all to the wonderful music of the wizard of oz. It was fun just different. SO then i decided that my geometry teacher is a scalene triangle, quirky but fun.
yeah, yeah im boring i know but really? what do you want people!
oh! so today my grandma gave birth to a zebra but it wasnt my granpa's (dun dun DUNN) it was.....Her son's! BUT he's not really her son! he's.....MY son! yes i go preggo at -30 and had my uncle who then had a zebra with my step-grandma. and THEN Stephenie Meyer**(who's writing this story) informed me that my son/uncle is really a half-unicorn/half-robot/a quarter mexican (i was with Louis a really sexy unicorn who's half mexican and had one too many beers....you get it) shanked my band teacher when they were doing time together (band teacher - pediphile; son- started a unicorn uprising and killed harry potter's son , albus) so he's really in jail for 40 to life.
"then who is this pretending to be my son?" i begged of Steph.
"oh thats Nessie and Jake's great grand child. He's part werewlof-unicorn-human-robot-mexican." she replied, smiling.
"oh."
"i personally think he's kind of dangerous."
"what about the Volturi?" i asked in wonderment. She brushed it off.
"he pwned them at paintball so dont worry."
"oh, okay. thanks, Steph!" and skipped on my merry way down the streets of London.
True Story.
Do you think i would lie to you? Now im offended.
hehe.
you know you want me,
xoxo
alyssa
*dont ask me to explain it, i was too happy about the music.
**no offense dear. you're awesome. love.
LOLZ! How did you know i would be so thrilled to hear a you-ni-corn story? XD
ReplyDeletehaha dear you are very odd. =]
ReplyDeletebut i still love you.
love, your manwhore,
Colinnn.
this happens to me all the time!! finally someone who comes across strange situations all the time too!! i think we should be best friends :)
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