Sunday, February 22, 2009

A LIFE?!

yes, yes i know i promised a big post with shanzyness but....I HAVE A LIFE.
surprising i know but i do! so this post will have to wait till sometime in the next week.
i'm very sorry readers!

i hope you still want me,
xoxo
alysa

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

EPIC FAIL.

I KNOW. DON'T HATE ME. I HAVEN'T POSTED IN YEARS.

I'm sorry, sweet readers. don't shoot! this is just a small post begging for forgiveness until i have time to actually POST. i promise next time i do it will be a giant with lots of awesome vids, pics, and plugs so....

STAY TUNED!

Monday, February 9, 2009

J's Stash!



so this entire post is about jonathan rhys meyers's mustaches and his awesomness. now i love jon because not only is he finneee but he is one of the most amazing actors in the world. Hold on to your caps ladies and gents this could get intense.

We'll start with his "stash"(yes i know its not spelled correctly, its a joke. survive child.) on this maginzine cover. Its not as bad as some other ones but i deff like him clean shaven or merely stubbly. his hair is also too long in the back, it almost mullet like. he still is wonderful of course.





Lovely Mullet-boy



Next i want to talk about the horrid picture Maddi sent me. The quailty isn't good as it was taken off the computer, texted to me, and then texted back to the computer so bear with me.

Oh, my darling...I'm disappointed

As you can see he looks like an insane, crazied Frenchie. You're not a pirate nor a Frenchie, darling. Don't try to be.



No matter what his style the boy still brings me happiness in the Tudors. oh, honestly his is THE most perfect Henry anyone could have ever picked. Ugh, get some of his love in this video...

Ah. Indeed this intro makes me squeal. they could not have possibly made a better one. kudos, love, and hugs to the people of the Tudors. BTW, i LOVE the tudor family and have read every possible book on them so yeahh i probably respect this a lot more then any of you non-tudor freaks (shame to you). my favorite part is the beginning where they flash anne and henry's pictures...i also like the flash of the raven since its become almost the symbol of anne (she is described as having raven-black hair and ravens have to be present at the tower 24-7)...and when jon flicks his eyes...and...GAH its just so yummy!!

Comment with jon love!!

you know you want me

xoxo
alyssa


Thursday, February 5, 2009

I will take over the world, one post at a time

OHMYGOSHISH
i have 2 followers!!! i could start a full uprising!! this is quite dangerous. beware.
I WILL OWN YOU ALL.

so anyway, i didnt post yesterday because i was wrapped up in a book. i was reading Ender's Game for school but as usual being stuck in a dumb class i had like three weeks to read. So naturally, i read it in 3 days.
it was of course not a priority.

but silly me stayed up in til the wee-wee-hours of the morning devouring this delicious piece of literature which put an advancement on the already crappy feeling i had so i stayed home today doing nothing but watching Horton Hears a Who and reading Maureen Johnson's blog. ( i would of course recommend both of these. both are VERY VERY funny.)

since nothing exciting or fun to talk about happened to me and its uncomfortable to type laying down i'll end this post with my love for Horton.

you know you want me,
xoxo
alyssa

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

My teacher is a scalene triangle...


So today as im taking notes in geometry about using radicals to find the area of triangles.* And suddenly i hear a sound that made my heart sing: Songs from the wizard of oz. *gasps*

You probably dont understand what this means to me. As a child i used to watch the Wizard of Oz EVERYDAY, THREE TIMES!!! funny thing is i was terrifed by half of it so.....yeah i was deranged.

But i mean really? in the middle of Geo?!!

So anyway we go through the rest of the class period doing different problems and stuff off his powerpoint all to the wonderful music of the wizard of oz. It was fun just different. SO then i decided that my geometry teacher is a scalene triangle, quirky but fun.


yeah, yeah im boring i know but really? what do you want people!

oh! so today my grandma gave birth to a zebra but it wasnt my granpa's (dun dun DUNN) it was.....Her son's! BUT he's not really her son! he's.....MY son! yes i go preggo at -30 and had my uncle who then had a zebra with my step-grandma. and THEN Stephenie Meyer**(who's writing this story) informed me that my son/uncle is really a half-unicorn/half-robot/a quarter mexican (i was with Louis a really sexy unicorn who's half mexican and had one too many beers....you get it) shanked my band teacher when they were doing time together (band teacher - pediphile; son- started a unicorn uprising and killed harry potter's son , albus) so he's really in jail for 40 to life.
"then who is this pretending to be my son?" i begged of Steph.
"oh thats Nessie and Jake's great grand child. He's part werewlof-unicorn-human-robot-mexican." she replied, smiling.
"oh."
"i personally think he's kind of dangerous."
"what about the Volturi?" i asked in wonderment. She brushed it off.
"he pwned them at paintball so dont worry."
"oh, okay. thanks, Steph!" and skipped on my merry way down the streets of London.

True Story.

Do you think i would lie to you? Now im offended.
hehe.

you know you want me,
xoxo
alyssa


*dont ask me to explain it, i was too happy about the music.
**no offense dear. you're awesome. love.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Come to My Bosom

hello sweet children of the earth!
yes you all are children i dont care how old you are, everyone is a child at heart.
So anywhoo, moving on i am here to officially welcome you all to my blog : Welcome!
my blog is for me to ramble on in run on sentences and never get a "d" on it and to rant my little heart out in tiny circles with no one yelling at me. so W00T! i'll talk about books, movies, history, London, my dreams, and whatever my little heart desires. so this should be interesting, my dear reader, so please don't scurry off into to the distance and never look back. Persevere and you will be rewarded. 'tis* a promise.
first off, i'll admit it i have an addiction.
im addicted to Twilight Fanfic.**i dont know why i find it so appealing but i cant stop. its the homepage on my phone's (Demetri***) browser and i check it at least 3 times a day. AND i have read EVERY SINGLE STORY on that site and some twice(there's about 700). i cant stop!! its craziness!! but this is the kind of addiction that yes, it my be unhealthy and abnormal but really? im not all that normal anyways so does it really matter?
and its not hurting anyone!
-in a happy-sappy-gag-me voice- so anyway imma going to wrap up this post and put it in a little red bow just like Stephenie Meyer did with Breaking Dawn****! yay!
ugh. dont make me puke.
you know you want me,
xoxo
alyssa

*yeah i know its not a word and its not used right. do i care? um.....NO.

**http://www.ramblingsandthoughts.com/twilight the only fanfic i read. its the best brand. hehe

***yes his name is Demetri. my first phone's name is Delilah so i stuck with the D theme and he is a Dare so he needed something classy. Demetri just fits. and no its not just b/c of twilight, remember my life doesn't revolve around it (see about me)

**** i dont hate breaking dawn i just dont like the very ending. its too perfect.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

First Post of My Blog

hola! so this is my first post you can see. woot! i am typing it as i watch harry potter 5. Daniel is really quite yummy. =] this post won't be long because of my movie but basically this is where i shall rant and rambling to you non-existent readers for pure joy. hehe. much love!